"“The penis is evil.” - Zardoz
When was the last time your city was torn apart by a towering metal penis?
A button-down wage earner and his girlfriend are driving in the city when they hit a man. They then cart him to a field and dump him. Seems the two were having sex while driving, and their hit-&-run arouses them still further until they are having sex at the scene in the full knowledge that their (presumably dying) victim is watching them.
The next morning, salaryman finds his cheek "