"Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive."

"Why would anyone want to join a frat anyway. You gotta tie a cinder block to your dick and oil wrestle top less coeds. Come on. I would expect better from Will Ferrel and Vince Vaughn. Blue is a good charac"

-Masterovdisaster

"While drying out on the West Coast, an alcoholic hitman befriends a tart-tongued"

"A shy boy grows up in 1940s Mississippi with the help of his beloved dog, Skip."

"**Every dog has its day.** Yeah, just like what we say in our country on 'made in China', a poor and cheap quality product. It seems they never ever see the bright side in this business (making products)"

-Rangan

"Haunted by his mysterious past, a devoted high school football coach leads a scr"

"Veronica wants to remain in jail for a sexual assault she knows she's been wrong"

"A former convict poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago."